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FRUITS OF THE FOREST !!!

Ok so we have all heard the phrase "Fruits of the Forest" today I came across it on a particular cider that states it is made with " ... the concentrate juice of the fruits of the forest" - this is not cider as I like it - pink in colour and tasted rank ... but I digress

Now I don't know about you but I am not aware of that many fruits that grow in a forest ? I'm sure there are a few obscure ones though

I associate forest's with mushrooms and toadstools, dank, damp and dingy places that are full of locals that play the banjo in a tree and shout out squeel piggy squeel.

Places where you are chased by axe wielding maniacs, where you trip over a small twig and meet a gruesome end.

Places where there are skinned badgers nailed to the tree, rotting in the day light and dripping ooze

I would suggest that next time you see the phrase "Fruits of the Forest" you run a mile and certainly not buy the cider.


... discuss

I'm feeling that i should perhaps do something different with the blog ?

Everybody else is showing mods and we haven't done any Mods since the November event.

So some blasts from the past from Catherine !

Quiz Night

Yes it's quiz night at work on Thursday so here is one round to see how you get on ...

Round 2 - The Easy Peasy Round

01 How long did the Hundred Years War last?
02 Which country makes Panama hats?
03 From which animal do we get catgut?
04 In which month do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
05 What is a camel's hair brush made of?
06 The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?
07 What was King George VI's first name?
08 What colour is a purple finch?
09 Where are Chinese gooseberries from?
10 What is the colour of the black box in a commercial airplane?

GIRL'S DIARY

Saturday 28th February 2009

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I went shopping in the afternoon with the girls and I did turn up a bit late so thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud so I suggested we go somewhere quieter to talk. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we go somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself; he hardly laughed, and didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying.

I just knew that something was wrong. He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in; he hesitated, but followed.

I asked him again if there was something the matter but he just half shook his head and turned the television on. After about 10 minutes of silence, I said I was going upstairs to bed.

I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply.

He just gave a sigh, and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up, but later he did, and I was surprised when we made love.

He still seemed distant and a bit cold, and I started to think that he was going to leave me, and that he had found someone else. I cried myself to sleep.

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BLOKES DIARY

Saturday 28th February 2009

England lost to Ireland. Gutted. Got a s**g though.